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Mello Land

Give me your chocolate and get out

Created on 2006-12-06 21:53:18 (#11771977), last updated 2007-06-21

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Basic Info
Name:Mello
Birthdate:12-13
Website:My Place
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Mello
Born: 12/13/1989
Blood Type: A
Height: 5'7" (171cm)
Weight: 114 lb (52k)
Likes: Chocolate
Hates: Whoever is better than him

Class: Junior
Grade: 11
Rank:
Favorite Subject: Statistics
Least Favorite: Chemistty
Aspires to be: better than you
School Schedule:
1 English
2 Art
3 Politics
4 Phys Ed
5 Lunch
6 Drama
7 Chemistry
8 Statistics
Electives: Art, Drama
Grades:
GPA:

Trasfer of records from Wammy's Orphan Institute

Alias: Mello
Real Name: -file not found-
Place: 2
Strengths: Math, Science, Understanding
Weaknesses: Analysis, Logic
Character Strengths: Passionate, Determined, Self-Motivated, Sociable
Character Weaknesses: Over-Emotional, Irritable, Resentful, Cruel
Medical Conditions:
Slightly hypoglycemic. Known to react with violence when without chocolate for long periods of time.

Jagged scar on right side of face; result of a severe burn. Originally impaired depth perception of left eyes; was over-corrected with laser surgery. Eye sight is now extraordinarily sharp.

Childhood -file not found-

Disciplinary History:
Age 10:
Attempted to run away multiple times
Was found keeping a kitten in his room (prohibited)

Age 11:
Tried to hide in the trunk of L's car, presumably to accompany him

Age 12:
Caught bullying several younger children for chocolate bars
Found in the library after hours
Broke window on 3rd floor - claimed not to know he could hit it

Age 13:
Got into 13 fights
Caught out after curfew 7 times
Charged with Matt for digitally altering photos to show Roger and Watari in a sexually suggestive position
Hacked with Matt a video game from the internet before official release
Hacked into files and changed his school record, not knowing of the existence of hard record copies

Age 14:
Got into 5 figths
Caught breaking curfew 18 times
Found with Matt with sexually explicit magazines; models were of both genders
Punished with Matt for trying to go swimming alone; claimed the heat was simply too much
Rigged the intercom system with Matt to broadcast a self-composed song entitled "Roger is a gay-ass fucktard" two days after previous incident
Made a pipebomb for science project; seemed to generally not know this was regarded as a threat - claimed to "only want the sweetest project ever to beat that swot Near"
Hacked into school files with Matt to change class curriculum
Hacked into Google(c) with Matt and revamped search system (claimed to "improve it more")
Hacked into Dictionary.com(c) with Matt, changing definitions of the words "Mello" and "Matt" to mean "totally wicked" and "awesomely sweet", respectively

Age 15:
Got into 7 fights
Caught out after curfew 21 times
Scammed/conned 50+ people out of credit cards numbers and money alongside Matt with a fake animated pornography site (called "hentai" by the two". Images were made through photomanipulations of video-game characters and previous 'hentai' images. Claimed it was a 'legitimate business'
Yelled "Fire" in the middle of an assembly
Hacked into the official Japanese Naruto(c) site with Matt, posting the banner message "This manga sucks ass"
Hacked into Hershey's.com(c) with Matt, redirecting a large shipment of chocolate goods to be sent to him
Hacked into EA Games(c) database with Matt, sending several pricey video games to Matt
Was caught in a compromising positions/situations with Matt twice

Age 16:
Got into 3 fights
Caught out after curfew nearly every other day
Found organizing a group 'strip-poker' game with Matt; neither boy was a participant, but instead charged others to join in
Was found with goods from a well-known BDSM site in his room; suspected to be leather and restraints
Hacked into North Korea's military headquarters with Matt, attempting to see if they could set off a nuclear bomb
Built a humaniod robot with Matt meant to mimic Roger. Robot said two things: "I am sorry I am such an old fart" and "Would you like to touch my ass?"
Was found ouside crying over a wounded Matt in his lap underneath a tree. Claimed Matt had fallen and hurt himself; was very upset whilst Matt was in the hospital wing for 2 days. Story was later verified by Matt
Bribed Linda to draw him a picture of himself at L's side
Deliberately disobeyed direct orders by running back into the burning orphanage, yelling, "He's still in there!" and not coming back out before firefighters arrived. See Scar

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What the hell are you doing looking at my records?! Get the fuck out!!

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